YHB: Your Humble Blogger. Generally preceeds a statement which requires a total lack of humility.
ACB: Ancestral Casa Bitter. The home of generations of Bitters before me. Okay, one generation. But it's home.
Hall-iday Hallmark Holiday. Days you don't get off and that have no religious, historical or secular basis whatsoever, and exist only to sell you crap to give to other people, regardless of how deserving they are.
Cynra The wife. It's much more clever than I care to discuss with the likes of you.